On our way back from a jaunt to a local dive, Kev and I were stopped by the Torrance Police. When asked 'What did you have at the Bar?" I replied, 'Chocolate cake." Apparently that was grounds to have me 'step outta the car '. (Granted, maybe I did take some of the Devil's Lettuce earlier, but always safe to drive). After the most insane rigamarow, run-around, monkey dance drunk test, I am proud to say, I nailed it. 'I said good day, Officer !"
Bad shit, turned good shit , or visa versa

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